In The Know

Here's a list of what's goin on in Texas and across the nation so you can be In the Know...

Susan Sarandon threatens to leave the country if John McCain is elected. Who wants to help her pack??? More importantly, is it possible for her to take Michael Moore, Matt Damon, Al Franken and every other annoying Hollywood person with her?

Michael Hayden head of the Central Intelligence Agency informs us that al-Qaeda is largely on the outs...that's a good way to start the weekend.


Al Franken shocks democrats in his bid for Senate while admitting that the Internet is a “terrific learning tool. He states that the internet helped his 12 year old son write a 6th grade report on bestiality…

The Crucible Part II in Ballywood. Women accused of herecy in India are being burned publicly at the stake...where's John Proctor when you need him? Or Daniel Day Lewis? I'd settle for that.

Marines in Fallujah in trouble for handing out coins with Biblical sayings written in Arabic on them.

Move over Dream Girls! The dynamic trio of Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, and Howard Dean are putting pressure (again) on delegates to choose (again) which side they are going to be on (again)…who knows I’ve always heard time number 23,486,786,485,224 is a charm!

The DNC is both morally and financially bankrupt as they scramble to put together their Shindig in Colorado.

Secretary of State Coni Rice met with legendary musical group Kiss this week. I smell a reality show! Move over Flavor of Love...Flavor or Rice sounds better.

Oh Barry! Someone! Get this man a Priest! One who isn't going to go on the record and say something stupid and further harm his chances of winning the Oval Office...on second thought...don't.

Boyd Richie, Chairman of the Texas Democratic Party endorsed Barack Obama yesterday.


"Like Mother, Like McClellan. Scott McClellan’s mom, or better known to Texas as “One Tough Grandma” or “the chick to who lost to Rick Perry” or Carol Keeton Strayhorn, sounds off on her sons book.

That's your fix of In The Know for this week...keep comin back for more updates here on RightUpFront!